Milton Saint vs The World
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Today I walked into work and was immediately greeted by my co-worker Mark. The conversation went as follows: Mark: Hey man, you look like you know how to break into a car. I need some help. I take notice of a distorted wire hanger in his hand. Saint: What the Fuck!? Are you serious right … Continue reading
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When I was younger I was a real man! Granted this was in between the ages of 16-21 that I’m referring to but I was ALL about drinking, partying, bitches, and being a general dumbass. A fucking awesome dumbass! If I was dared to do some shit my response was always, “Fuck no! What do … Continue reading
I love meat… (no homo I guess) it just taste awesome and you can’t go wrong with bacon as I’ve said time and time again. However, I am against animal cruelty cause that’s just fucked up and I feel like people who take joy in torturing animals are borderline serial killers or some shit. I’m sure … Continue reading
Well… Black History Month has ended for this year… so now I’m guessing we go back to… White History Year? Excuse me, October IS Hispanic Heritage Month so there’s that. But what the hell is the point of these months? I’m mostly gonna question the purpose of Black History Month… because I’m black… and I … Continue reading
I’m not gonna lie. I’ve been guilty of sagging in the past. I was a teenager and I actually thought it was cool. However, in my defense, I was never that extreme when I sagged, in fact, you would have never known I was sagging. See when I was younger if I sagged then I … Continue reading
I came to this site, pressed the link to my dashboard which led me to the link for “Add New Post.” I’m here now, but I forgot why I came [tee hee "I came"] I won’t say that I’m drunk but I am definitely not sober. I’m like… just spatially perplexed at this point. Sorry for taking so … Continue reading
Bacon is amazing. I could end the article there but my soul will not rest until I talk about bacon for a lot longer. In fact, my soul will never fully rest because I literally can not talk about bacon enough. I’m even gonna post a video on my Youtube channel when I find the … Continue reading
Bailey is a female… pug? beagle? Puggle!! Bailey is a puggle and she is friendly, excitable, full of puppy poop, and annoying as hell. The first time we meet she runs up to me as if I was her best friend she hadn’t seen in years. Also, like I was a gigantic piece of bacon … Continue reading
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- So... random as fuck my friend/boss/mentor Brian invited me to a Brooks and Dunn concert. Now as my blackness has already been in question several times before I was hesitant. Then he said he has two VIP tickets for my girlfriend and I. Now I like the idea of balling but at a country concert?.... Fuck it... I'm down!!
- I'm very grateful to have gained over 400 subscribers and 2,500 views these past three weeks. I've even had someone stop me in person to tell me how much they love my blog. But now I feel pressure to uphold a standard, which in turns makes it harder for me to write. Obviously all my past posts have a sense of, "this guy doesn't give a fuck." Now I feel like I need to cater to the fans that I do have... actually... fuck that. Writer's block can kiss my ass. More post coming soon!
- I'll make another post tomorrow... Maybe even two! Thank you for your concerns, e-mails, etc. I promise they'll be good ones, well that's opinion, but either way. Good night. Oh and I've hit 468 followers and almost 2,000 views. Remember the goal is 5,000 by June.
- So I finished 2011 with only 406 total views on this blog... five days into 2012 I've already hit 1,000 views which was my goal for the entire year. Next milestone? 5,000 views by June maybe?
- Earlier I had 400+ views for all of 2011. Today I have 587 with 143 of those for coming from today. Now I'm gonna act like I'm too good for you people. Nah, seriously thanks for reading and/or showing interest.
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